Wednesday, January 19th
3:00pm

Dear Secret Diary,

It has been a few weeks since I decided I needed to update my look and the response has been amazing. I get people who literally stop and stare at me. John likes it, too. He says it reminds him of when he was in the Navy. I am pretty sure my new doo really gets him excited. It seems like it has been decades since he has had a full erection, well, at least one that lasts longer than a minute or two. I swear, I think his perk up for a minute and turn into "wet noodle" days might be over! I guess our little Alfredo sauce joke won't be as funny now, but I have been really happy.

I really wish more of the public knew what I did "downstairs", because if they are impressed with choppy white and blond locks, on my head - the carpet matches the drapes. I guess we can't have it all!

Yours in Christ,

Cindy Lou McCain